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1960's cat found at Pistachio's Antiques and Collectables in Tarpon Springs. Love his weird mustache. See, Hipsters? Literally EVERYONE was doing it before you. Even old-ass knickknacks.
Custom masturbating dinosaur I ordered from Snew in 2007 or so. I bought a matching one as a gift for my sister. Kind of like a friendship bracelet but with sculpted jizz and gold paint.
I'm not sure if she's still making these, but here's her awesome shop : https://www.etsy.com/shop/snew
Plastic deer bust lamp purchased at Fat Cat Antiques in Fargo. Bought a jackalope the same day. The guy also had a zebra head mount and an actual human corpse in his shop.

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